May 2013
dr-mccoy:
one time i watched star trek and everything after that has been a blur im not even sure what day it is anymore
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friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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“No summer ever came back, and no two summers ever were alike. Times change, and...”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne (via sellyourcleverness)
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southpawbandit:
solitarysocialist:
plot twist: a confused george bush wins the election
that’s not a plot twist that’s 2001
ponfart:
seeing people get into star trek is really cute and really cool keep doing it yall plenty of trek to go around
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a-fiddle-of-gold-againstyoursoul:
ussawesome:
“BONES GET THAT THING OFF MY FACE”
It’s not on your face, it’s in my hand.
roughrimjob:
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
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child's therapist: your child has a mental disorder
parent: i'm supportive, understanding, and loving. i will do all i can to help my child.
child: i can't do this because my disorder makes it very hard.
parent: you're lazy
parent: you're immature
parent: get over it it's not that big of a deal
parent: grow up
child: i'm insulted and i think your comments are abusive
parent: i've done nothing but support you with this!!!!
John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets are like my family.
